Going into austin for an early birthday celebration with my dad and little brother. Waterloo records, here I come! Also, I’m wearing my boyfriend’s coat. On him it goes past the knees, haha
Americans tourists are brash, loud, rude, and utterly oblivious to everything around them and get offended when you hand them canadian change when they pay with american bills.
The USA is basically seen as a weird hellscape full of loud people.
i have 2 daves in my phone both with the contact name “Dave” and one is a dealer from my town and one is dave from tumblr and i texted the wrong dave asking for weed
last names are important
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
this is so accurate it hurts
further cat adventures - Johnny Wander
by Ananth Panagariya and Yuko Ota
Look, seebs, Molly has a twin!
we have had this actual conversation
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu
#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
tiny boobs and thick thighs on girls are the reason i live
I fucking cannot with this man.
how drunk was he?
A lot drunk
Pyramid Head from Silent Hill