ok but how many black-haired, blue-eyed boyfriends can one person have
i feel pre cute for what is probs gonna be a crappy day
This birb is very important. He is 28 years old and knows many words. Most importantly: curse words & loud beeping noises. This birb once fell off his perch and yelled “whoops!”
Funkest old gentleman who say a BAD PHRASE and teach a youngun how a swear a words. NO gramplom, ples donut have the childe learn the “dingus” and a “dangus” words
Hello! I’m Purpletuxedo and in honor of reaching 500 followers I decided to do a giveaway! I apologize for it being so small but I can’t afford a bigger one.
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What you’ll get:
-ONE troll t-shirt from Topatoco!
-ONE order of Snazaroo gray body paint from Amazon!
The deadline is September 2nd of 2014 at NOON; central standard time. Have fun blogging and good luck!!
EDIT: I FIXED IT!~ I made it on my phone so it was all messed up. Reblog this version, please and thank you!~ Happy blogging, dears<3
MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.
Wow! It finally hit 1,000 notes!
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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO
"no one can love you until you love yourself"
that is complete bullshit
don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy